Triathlete online dating
Don't get your limbs too close though as I may take a bite out of you.
Really means: If I am not racing, I am volunteering and I expect you to be there along side me as I stand out in 90 degree weather for 8 hours handing out sports drink to cyclists going 20 mph.
Just stick the ol' arm out there and hope it doesn't get taken off.
Really means: Aside from my 40 hour job, and the 8 mandatory hours of sleep a night.
Eventually though if your not burning 4,000 calories a day your going to plump up and have a terrible complex due to watching me eat deserts and not gain any weight.
Friends and family will eventually decide not to dine with us anymore due to my horrid table manners.